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And besides how can a noob have a ton of favorites and reviews?
Wolfgang Hitler
@Heil
Age 38, Male
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german?
It's a tea biscuit chewed away..............so what?
your mom is in the hospital....my dick split her open.
OH NO I AM OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!
by the way. your profile says your 21. How does it feel to be 21 and a loser with no career. When your parents kick you out of there house you will have nothing.
And i know your going to respond to this comment with something funny because its your only way to hide the pain of knowing im right. And you think it will make you look cool.
Tell najjman1 what you think of this comment!
yummie a cookie! :)
biscuit
at first i read 'your mom is in the hospital she split my dick open'
I love you.
"And besides how can a noob have a ton of favorites and reviews?"
lol, speak for yourself, dickhead
hentai gay porn cumshot in ur ugly japanese fuckface with a high pressure dildo in uncle santaclause's shoe while giving the horny reindeer a blowjob and die because you chocked on cock with a TNT bomb in your ass if you eat a sheep fish while on vacation to hawai in a gayp0rn bathing suit if you were born in a rotten turkey and mastrubate with a pig dick in the drugs clinic if u changed daypers when you wanted to wash the laundry by fucking the fartworks in the ass with a automatic dildomachine and a gaycrap movie about hentai schoolgirls getting raped by tentacles on the streets if they made their panty's wet because they fucked the bartender with a wooden cheesecake because they ran out of bottles in the supermarket on e-bay and with the iron muskito swatter smashed into your asian whore mom in a monkey's tail eater with a crocodile in your left nosehole by eating a donkey turk and then fucking the donky in the ass with a semi automatic cheesestick wich was on sale at the drunken sailor's bootshop where they can't sell seashells because they ran out of stoned microphone's on the CD-drive wich broke because your fat brother sat on it and then he puked out a radio active microwave and then fucking the deceased donkey in the cornhole with a rice wafer with cheese on it and because he mastrubated on a picture of his sister his dick fell off and it fell into the sewer so it got eaten by a horny turtle and the turtle gave the rotten dick to your bartender and he ate the rotten dick with a poisonous cactus in his anus while having horny pornstar sex in a bathtub with a rotten cheesestring in the garbage can of uncle herbert's kitchen when your dad smoked a cigarette he came out of the tree with a broken piano and then the piano killed him with a cake roller and then he took the cakeroller and beated up your grandma wich got lost in the woods and then fucked the lumberjack in the ass with a spiny cocktail in her vagina while rubbing your cat's vulva and so he called the cat squad wich poked the mouse in the cunt and so he got cummed in the face by the horny turtle of the sewer's and then the turtle got mad so he pounded your dad in the ass with a jackhammer from the supermarked and because the mac donalds was closed he got ripped in half by Zorro so he called a big fat troll that pounded your ass with his wooden club and then he got mad and bought his grandson an x-box but the x-box didnt work so he could not play halo 3 in the living room with a cockatrice in his face while rubbing his anus ball in the bath tub with a rotten dildo from 2 years ago when he got chocked by a horny assraper and he did not like that so he called the teenage mutant ninja turtles and they kicked his ass with a spoon and then he broke his grandma's fridge and they did not like that so then they had a nice cup of coffee with the wood chopper in the fridge room if they could not reach the switch on time so they all rotted away and so they got tired of eating your rice wafers and they got mad because they ran out of rice wafers so they called the police and the police kicked their ass for busting the emo president in the deepthroathed cocktail in the fride because he was broken and he called for help but all he got was a big wheel that got stuck pretty easily in the nose break because the cock was not big enough to fit in the barrrel and they made the barrel bigger but it got rolled away by and enrage tentacle monster that raped the anime chix earlier this evening so they did not want to get raped to so they spread their pussy lips and they did not run away because the fireman was stuck in the toilet while he was taking a crap on the boss of the nerd office wich did not ran smoothly in case the chocolate chip cookie got eaten by a broken laptop from outer space that did not like vegetarians in the movie and then they did not live happily ever after because they nevertheless got raped by the tentacles so they bummered because it was not fair compared to the gothic neighboors that like cheese on their tosty with a electrified hamburger in their own cornhole while licking their own pussy's in the toilet flusher and eating your shit if they did not like the donkey hair that got gifted by that arabian king in the shower and that is why they did not look like the zombie from that school project in the final class of the sexcunt grade if they liked fried hamburgers from the mac shit drive with a turkey in their mouth if they did not eat their own rice wafer because they ran out of peanut butter jelly so they got wanked by a insane clown with a dancing starfield when a giant cakeroller got raped by the tentacles from the stoned kiriaki if they liked our chicken soup with sprinkles on it but i honestly dont think they will like it because i accidently cummed in it when i was playing cameo on-line on my playstation 5 with no popcorn in my ass because you already ate it before i could even think about putting it in my ass wich was a pity actually since i dont think that will ever happen again because i put a lock on my fridge door and unfortunatly they do not think that is prohibited on the street if they feed our piranha's with a wooden door step if they liked our soup wich i cummed in again because i looked at your profile page and that made me want to wank off to a picture of johhny depp but that is not special because everyone wants to do that if you think about getting your own cheese wafer in the supermarket if you eat your own country's flag with a spiny fork and lick the old pussy of your favorite soap serie and they think it is not good but it is good for the old granny because she didnt fuck in years because she is to old and her man passed away because he had a nosebleed because he saw your mother naked and they did not like that so she called nine one one with a apple in her mouth in case the rabbits broke free of the village in the underworld and took the princess in your mouth and stole your underwater diving suit because they think it would kill you and so they thought of making their own dragrace car with no weels but just rabbits that pull it forward and i dont think it will work because the dog ate your mother's toe nails in the bathroom when they got raped by a flying goldfish in the most biggest wool bal known to mankind and that is why they dont like grey hair and fucked uncle bob with his shotgun in his ass because he thinks that is hot so they made up their own web comic on the internet but they did not think it looked like your mom's pyjama so they remade their own crappy spinning attack wich they killed your grandpa and fucked your asian face with a diving stairs in the bathtub and killed more people in the graveyard and they liked getting raped by the startline so they came and cummed your ugly face hentai gay porn cumshot in ur ugly japanese fuckface with a high pressure dildo in uncle santaclause's shoe while giving the horny reindeer a blowjob and die because you chocked on cock with a TNT bomb in your ass if you eat a sheep fish while on vacation to hawai in a gayp0rn bathing suit if you were born in a rotten turkey and mastrubate with a pig dick in the drugs clinic if u changed daypers when you wanted to wash the laundry by fucking the fartworks in the ass with a automatic dildomachine and a gaycrap movie about hentai schoolgirls getting raped by tentacles on the streets if they made their panty's wet because they fucked the bartender with a wooden cheesecake because they ran out of bottles in the supermarket on e-bay and with the iron muskito swatter smashed into your asian whore mom in a monkey's tail eater with a crocodile in your left nosehole by eating a donkey turk and then fucking the donky in the ass with a semi automatic cheesestick wich was on sale at the drunken sailor's bootshop where they can't sell seashells because they ran out of stoned microphone's on the CD-drive wich broke because your fat brother sat on it and then he puked out a radio active microwave and then fucking the deceased donkey in the cornhole with a rice wafer with cheese on it and he died of spank monkey overdose
Heil ur a faggot !!! eat cheese u gayl0rd
YOU ATE IT!1
you stole my toast i gonna kill YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes knife and kills heil*
muhahahahaha
FATALATY
Punk54
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