And besides how can a noob have a ton of favorites and reviews?
Age 38, Male
Lazy Ass
None
UK
Joined on 12/15/06
Posted by Heil - September 3rd, 2008
flash 'artists' seem to think you need a guide for every aspect of newgrounds because you cant read the faq because you didnt pass english at school YOU MORON! here is the NG F4Gg0ts own guide on HOW TO GET TO NEWGROUNDS just so you know how to because its a DIFFICULT CONCEPT!!!how to get on Newgrounds GUiDE
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now here is a crap video
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that wasnt even funny
Nice flash, by the way, it will really help people how to go to any site, other than newgrounds... I mean, "erase all the text in that bar" was really brilliant!
I guess I inspired this news post =[
and every other dick who thinks its cool to make guidess
i laughed at the wigga who got his car stolen, that was damn funny, stupid wiggas
The guys in the videos look wasted
are you angry at the world o.O
always
LOL HIS CAR GOT STOLEN, made me laugh loads, could hvae been faked though.
hey buddy
i want to fuck a dick
getting deity isnt hard. people are stupid. later.
yeah mna
this is better than all of yours you faggot
hey man
Iz that Jesus with a freakin` ShotGun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes
economy*
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<guest78> ummm n***a plz
<RVS_Anonymous> parodies are better than original content, newgrounds parodies are gonig to go mainstream
<RVS_Anonymous> n***a? whos a n***a
*** guest78 is now known as davebut
<RVS_Anonymous> ah dave
<davebut> i predicted you
<RVS_Anonymous> cool?
<davebut> mindchamber review banned me like two minutes afte writing the review
<davebut> for 10 fucking days
<RVS_Anonymous> what?
<RVS_Anonymous> its just a review
<RVS_Anonymous> what did you do, link porn?
<davebut> I took a rant on IMDB
<davebut> that was about Get Smart sucking
<RVS_Anonymous> but its just words
<davebut> and posted on parody rangers
<RVS_Anonymous> words cant hurt u
<davebut> CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
<RVS_Anonymous> see blitz this is why I want to get as far away as possible from those elite fuckers
<davebut> apparently they hurt mindchamber
<davebut> very much
<davebut> he told me to get a hobby
<RVS_Anonymous> didn't you know? all the negative reviews get deleted on site
<RVS_Anonymous> (sight)
<RVS_Anonymous> oh he did, did he?
<RVS_Anonymous> what a douche
<davebut> Lma
<davebut> I have some nice rants
<davebut> on shit like the awesome movies
<davebut> and meetnfuck
<davebut> but I didnt feel like watching the movie
<davebut> or even making a serious review
<WolfBlitz2> well that sucks
<RVS_Anonymous> lol
<davebut> Ill just post with an alt
<RVS_Anonymous> fuck egoraptor
<RVS_Anonymous> and his dad
<davebut> In his ass
<WolfBlitz2> ah the elderly
<WolfBlitz2> <a href="http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Multicl">http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Multic l</a> assing-6512.htm
<RVS_Anonymous> his fuckin dad is a newgrounder
<RVS_Anonymous> and tries to defend ego lol
<davebut> that is just scary
<davebut> unless he is like 11
<RVS_Anonymous> he was on newgrounds war podcast
<davebut> I listedned to the ng war
<davebut> but
<davebut> All the voices seem to blend together for me
<davebut> Only Squeef
<davebut> Youngjazz
<RVS_Anonymous> in the beginning he even says he's ego's dad lol
<davebut> and Swain stuck out
<RVS_Anonymous> I know rtil's voice perfectly
<RVS_Anonymous> he has this subtle cynicism
<WolfBlitz2> have a look at this man!
<davebut> I listened to it three times without breaks
<WolfBlitz2> <a href="http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Dog-Dev">http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Dog-De v</a> ours-Burrito-6514.htm
<WolfBlitz2> fuck I have never seena do eat so quickly
<WolfBlitz2> dig*
<WolfBlitz2> ah! dog
<davebut> Fuckin d0gis in hell
<RVS_Anonymous> lol
<RVS_Anonymous> so what did you think of the podcast?
<davebut> It was good
<davebut> A bit narrow
<RVS_Anonymous> I think the suggestions were dead on
<RVS_Anonymous> rtil fuckin nailed it, I'm not trying to be nice either, he fuckin nailed it
<WolfBlitz2> where do I find this "podcast" that you speak of?
<davebut> I must say there were plenty of opinions I heard and yet had not seen before
<RVS_Anonymous> rina-chan.newgrounds.com I think
<WolfBlitz2> ah that audio thingy yeah?
<RVS_Anonymous> yesh
<WolfBlitz2> seen it
<WolfBlitz2> I think
<davebut> put on your favorite pair of panties
<RVS_Anonymous> making money off of copyrighted material was nailing it man nailing the problem
<davebut> fuck
<davebut> shrums said that long ago
<davebut> LONG AGO
<RVS_Anonymous> lol fuckin steal sprite movies like alvin-earthworm, put up flash ads, BAM copyrighted movie money makin
<davebut> I should put flash adds in the underdog movie I mad
<davebut> and the fake hentai
<RVS_Anonymous> flash ads are the most idiotic thing in the fuckin world
<davebut> Yea
<RVS_Anonymous> where tom's head is I don't know
<RVS_Anonymous> when I talk to him, he has this stubborn outlook with this "vision"
<davebut> Promote what most artists are against
<davebut> selling out for views
<RVS_Anonymous> oh I didn't mention
<RVS_Anonymous> winning money through contests
<RVS_Anonymous> for metal gear awesome 3 1/3!
<RVS_Anonymous> 200$
<RVS_Anonymous> yay copyrights!
<davebut> Well I admit, no one saw this bright future coming
<RVS_Anonymous> bright? or a clusterfuck?>?
<davebut> thats a good term
<davebut> I would say anarchal
<RVS_Anonymous> I had clusterfucks for breakfast
<RVS_Anonymous> part of a balanced breakfast
<davebut> woohoo new top first in the top 50
<davebut> I stopped paying attention to the top 50 after Madness 6
<WolfBlitz2> I heard the same for weet bix
<WolfBlitz2> and coco pops
<davebut> Shit all went down after madness broke 4.3
*** WolfBlitz2 has quit (Quit: WolfBlitz2)
<RVS_Anonymous> lmao
<davebut> I blame this all on Wade
<davebut> Why not
<RVS_Anonymous> shit went down after queers of war
<davebut> tru
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*** rtil sets mode +v on guest98
*** guest98 is now known as WolfBlitz2
<RVS_Anonymous> I just wanted an alternative from this bullshit so bad
<WolfBlitz2> bloody internet
<RVS_Anonymous> but no one is fuckin makin it, so wtf oh well make it urself
<davebut> I wonder what 33.3% of users here think newgrounds is better
<davebut> better for trolling sure
<RVS_Anonymous> newgrounds itself is fine
<davebut> users are DUMB
<davebut> DUMB AS HELL
<RVS_Anonymous> there is flaws in the system that allow 12 year olds fuck up the system
<davebut> yea
<davebut> especially when the majority of NG is 12
<RVS_Anonymous> its a combination of little kids and tom's horrible new features like flashads, contests, no extra criteria, fuckin bull
<davebut> I hate the newer review system
<davebut> it just promotes shitty reviewing
<RVS_Anonymous> it used to fuckin be
<RVS_Anonymous> that you could be an ass
<RVS_Anonymous> and hey you had fun
<davebut> All this ergonomics is fucking the system
<RVS_Anonymous> the mods and admins didn't bother u
<RVS_Anonymous> yea ergonomics!
<RVS_Anonymous> fuck ergonomics
<davebut> make it harder to use so we can have our fun
<davebut> I think Tom does not care about NG
<RVS_Anonymous> trust me, I tried to help him out, I tried honestly
<davebut> he obviously cares about the people
<davebut> but not the site
<RVS_Anonymous> he cares about people caring about him
<RVS_Anonymous> wait
<RVS_Anonymous> no you're right
<davebut> he thinks it will fix itself really
<RVS_Anonymous> its not gonna fix itself
<RVS_Anonymous> and when I probed him
<RVS_Anonymous> he said they were lazy and all these things he wanted to put in weren't
<davebut> A fancier layout will weed out the poor users
<RVS_Anonymous> the frontpage shouldn't be elite picked
<RVS_Anonymous> I swear to god it shouldn't
<davebut> like how then
<RVS_Anonymous> oh man tons
<davebut> I agree with artsy stuff getting our own section
<davebut> You can be shit somewheres else
<RVS_Anonymous> the biggest flaw is giving people approval voting power if they vote more
<davebut> It is a good proven gimmick to improve repeat users
<davebut> but
<RVS_Anonymous> so rtil has less approval power compared to inuyasha_55_lover
<davebut> LMAO
<davebut> yea
<RVS_Anonymous> do you see what I mean?
<davebut> its completely pointless
<davebut> for a site that showcases art
<davebut> why do we need power and ratings
<RVS_Anonymous> ad views
<RVS_Anonymous> its all about ad views
<RVS_Anonymous> to keep u voting, keep u watching
<davebut> Its all about the money
<RVS_Anonymous> instead of letting the movie itself show how good it is
<RVS_Anonymous> alllll about the money
<RVS_Anonymous> once tom saw it was making money
<davebut> IUm working on a big video which I got fulp to say he might FP
<davebut> And when He does
<RVS_Anonymous> and I like how the flash ads go through them as the middle man!... bullshit
<davebut> Im filling it with ads
<RVS_Anonymous> haha
<davebut> Like 50 windows on the first frame
<RVS_Anonymous> I know rtil doubts what I'm trying to do, but I gotta prove things can be better than newgrounds
<davebut> I dont have much hope
<RVS_Anonymous> always have hope
<davebut> Its all I can do
<RVS_Anonymous> once I left ng years back
<RVS_Anonymous> I'm tellin ya, it felt great
<RVS_Anonymous> u realize how much you were limited by it
<davebut> whats your ng name
<RVS_Anonymous> RVS
<RVS_Anonymous> all my work is off ng since 2006
<davebut> D
heil is funny because of how he sees things we dont and u gotta admit hes right and he speaks the truth and i love how everyone reacts to him i know that in a few months or years they will look back on what they said and feel like a child and prob go cut themselves becasue they are such losers (davebot)
Heil! You have such a following, and such great ideas...You need to reform NG in your vision. Talk to Tom and get shit sorted straight...
Archem
well, that vid is retarded... Stupid people doing extreme stuff, because they dont know shit, or just some mentally retarded people falling. Really, what kind of people live in this world...
Heil
ujh